Oh, so you’ve encountered a narcissist, have you? Well, isn’t that a grand adventure. Because nothing says “learning experience” like someone slowly unraveling your sense of self, confidence, and basic trust in humanity, all while asking why you can’t just get it together. 1. The Gaslight Tango: Your New Favorite Dance Move First rule of narcissistic abuse? Reality is optional. Narcissists thrive on twisting facts, inventing stories, and gaslighting you into believing that you’ve somehow made it all up. In fact, if they could charge you rent for living in this alternative reality, they absolutely would. But let’s be fair—who doesn’t love a good mystery, right? Sure, it’s maddening when you can’t tell if you’re “overreacting” or genuinely being deceived, but that’s just the thrill of the Gaslight Tango. A little manipulation here, a little denial there, and presto! You’re the one questioning if you even remember things correctly. 2. You’re So Sensitive! (And Other Lies) Oh, here’s a fun