Ah, you. The intellectual giant, the unparalleled puppeteer, the master of manipulating reality itself. Let me guess—you’ve constructed an intricate web of denials and half-truths that only a mind as brilliant as yours could maintain. Well, let’s dive into a few minor tweaks you might consider, just for kicks. 1. Reconsider This Wild Idea: Reality Exists Outside Your Control Imagine, if you can, that other people possess their own perception of reality. Not as intricate or finely tuned as yours, obviously, but a version of reality nonetheless. You might even find it refreshing to acknowledge this in some remote, hypothetical way. Now, this doesn’t mean you’re surrendering your right to define everyone else’s perspective on life. Oh no, far from it! But maybe, just maybe, you could entertain the notion that your partner, friends, or even your cat sees the world a tad differently. 2. Ask Yourself, “Is Gaslighting the Most Efficient Use of My Time?” Yes, you’re skilled in emotional pyrote